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ETOR pt 4 Conculsion Thank GodNext thing I know, I’m back on Earth. There before me stood the BBB gangs 2 story cardboard castle!ETOR pt 4 Conculsion Thank God
“Doug!” I shouted, “Give me back Carolyn!” Doug looked at me from the window, smiled, and said “NO!” “Damn!” I thought, that was my only plan and he thwarted it! Suddenly I remember that I can shoot gasoline out of my eye sockets! It’s kind of like ejaculating only 10 times more painful and doesn’t help you mate. After I sprayed the castle with my $4.39 per gallon eye fluid I lit a match and threw it on the castle. Inside I could hear the
by ~Kilroy-Jenkins
Epic tales of retardation pt 3“Kilroy!” the voice commanded, “Wake up this instant!” I slowly opened my eyes, literally it took me five minutes to get the damn eyelids open. I looked around and noticed a shadowy figure in the…shadows. “Who are you?” I asked hesitantly. “The Angel of Death, but you can call me Ted!” he said gleefully, “Or ‘the father of stillborns’ that’s another good title.” This guy was surely insane (unnecessary sentence). When he stepped out into the light he revealed himself to be a platypus. What the hell? I looked at him and pleaded, “Listen I don&Epic tales of retardation pt 3
by ~Kilroy-Jenkins
Epic tales of retardation pt 27 months…7 months ago today was when I met her. That freakin’ goth chick is constantly on my mind but I lack the courage to call her. I looked at my butler and said to him “Archibald, how do you approach a woman you have feeling for if your scared of rejection?” he smiled and said “I wouldn’t know sir, I’m gay.” “Oh,” I said as I watched a bunch of ants construct a unicycle. “ Look she gave you her number, she obviously finds you attractive ,” Archibald explained as he drank his cocaine. So I finally got the nerve to call hEpic tales of retardation pt 2
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- Interests: Drawing, writing stories, procrastination
- Favourite movie: Evil Dead
- Favourite band or musician: Reel Big Fish
- Favourite genre of music: Ska, Rock, Techno
- Favourite artist: Johnen Vasquez
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Can I stab your stomach? I'll be your best friend
gonna make it long
see where it goes
who the hell knows?
look in your heart
there's blood everywhere!
Call medic call a doctor
put you in a helicopter walk into a bar there bear eating your car
What the hell?
this song is going well
can't play bioshock
cause my computer sucks a giant
POPSICLE! and got brain freeze
Grammy please!
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Can I stab your stomach? I'll be your best friend
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